Error 418: I'm a Teapot

2009

December
November 145
October 73
September 1
August 2
July 1
June
May 2
April 4
March 23
February 10
January 2

2008

December 8
November 16
October 4
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle
Nov 25th
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd

A hare? Nah, get fucked. That's a...

Nov 23rd

I am lying on the fine line that...

Nov 22nd
“I hate the way I don’t hate you.”
— Kat, 10 Things I Hate About...
Nov 22nd
“I love my sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when...”
— Ernest Hemingway
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“You’re an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.”
— Jason Mraz, Details in the...
Nov 18th
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Mounting the Soviet Flag over the Reichstag Date: May 2,...
Nov 16th
“‘Breasts, Buttocks and Vulvas’ is the way they...”
— L E V
Nov 16th

Twisting your mind and smashing your...

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒██ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓█▒██▓▓▓██▒█▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▒▒▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▒▒▓█...
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
You and I Misbehaving Tilly and the Wall This place could be so beautiful. You just can’t...
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th

WE ARE ONE

We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many...
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
“I don’t know half of you as well as I should like; and...”
— Bilbo Baggins (J.R.R. Tolkien;...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Nov 12th
Order & Progress
Nov 11th
Flip Text.net
Nov 11th
Someday
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th

What year of your degree are you in?

Well, I’ve just finished my second year of a Bachelors in Aerospace Engineering and Arts....
Nov 10th

Wouldn't creating a formspring be...

Why, yes, you are correct dear sir(/madam. But I’m going to make assumptions because I can)!...
Nov 8th
Warch Watch
Nov 8th
Warch Watch
서태지와 아이들Seotaiji & Boys - 난 알아요 I Know The 90s were clearly infectious.
Nov 8th
Nanny: Hello kiddies! I’m Polly the puppet! What shall...
Nov 8th

There are fucking crumbs all over my...

Well, choc-chip cookie crumbs, actually… But hey, it’s past 4AM, I’ve got an exam...
Nov 8th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
“1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through...”
— Isaac Asimov; Runaround, 1942
Nov 7th
poeticheartache: I want to print this out & fill it...
Nov 7th

Why couldn't I be the high school drop...

Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th

I hate the new Dunhill packaging. Bring...

Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not...”
— Robin Williams
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation....”
— Marla Singer (Chuck Palahniuk;...
Nov 5th
“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast...”
— V (V for Vendetta, 2006)
Nov 5th
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol...
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
Nov 4th

failure /fay-lyuh/ n. 1 lack of success;...

fail - v. 1 not succeed (failed to qualify). 2 be or judge to be unsuccessful in (an examination...
Nov 4th
“Evolution is an imperfect and often violent process. A...”
— Zany feat. Harmonik, Evolution
Nov 4th
The Groovy Age of Horror
Nov 4th
Air flows through a Venturi channel of rectangular cross...
Nov 4th
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Seriously guys, engineers and engineering students...
Nov 3rd
Engineering: The Real Movers and Shakers
Nov 3rd
The next time you’re in a car, a plane, a train or...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
“I’m a grandmother and I want to do a doughnut.”
— Top Gear; S01E01
Nov 3rd

I have officially changed the scariest...

Need I mention that my paternal guardian is a macho, chain-smoking, tattoo-clad builder who eats...
Nov 3rd
“We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil, Our home is...”
— Advance Australia Fair
Nov 3rd
“So you were studying so much, you forgot to remove the hair...”
Nov 3rd

Goosfra-fucking-ba, bitch.

Nov 2nd

The Nerdvana Annihilation

Sheldon: Why’d you set it for the day before yesterday?
Leonard: Because I want to go back and keep myself from getting a time machine.
Sheldon: You can’t. If you were to prevent yourself from buying it in the past, you would not have it available in the present to travel back and stop yourself from buying it, ergo, you would still have it. This is a classic rookie time travel mistake.
Leonard: Can I go back and prevent you from explaining that to me?
Sheldon: Same paradox. If you were to travel back in time and say, knock me unconscious, you would not then have the conversation that irritated you, motivating you to go back and knock me unconscious.
Leonard: What if I knocked you unconscious right now?
Sheldon: [PAUSE] It won’t change the past.
Leonard: But it’d make the present so much nicer...
Nov 2nd

I'm sick of people mistaking my accent...

Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
A Softer World
Nov 2nd

p1/rho*g + V1^2/2*g + z1 + h(gain) =...

Those childhood movies with upbeat melodies that everyone seems to have forgotten about; 3 Ninjas,...
Nov 2nd
mattrupp: Oh, Space Camp sounds amazing as well. Story...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st

Reblog with the first line of your...

thou-art-a-villain: paleshades:vanessaamanda: It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they...
Nov 1st
“Because if you rearrange the letters in ‘Midas’,...”
— John Dorian (Scrubs)
Nov 1st
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
I fucking love this.
Oct 31st

She says she's into jazz and travelling,...

Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st

e^(i*pi) = -1

[e^(i*pi)]^2 = (-1)^2 ln[e^(2*i*pi)] = ln(1) 2*i*pi = 0 2 does not equal 0 i does not equal 0 ...
Oct 31st
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone...”
— Oscar Wilde
Oct 31st
Existing Visual
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st